Claudia R.
I never recieved my item. Still waiting on customer service to see what they are going to do to fix it
Savannah
This review is for The Secret Affair- not this item as I never received it. Order placed with free “express shipping”. Received a shipment email 1 week later. 3 weeks later and item is still “pending” in Shop (only way to track their orders). USPS, FedEx, and UPS have no record of the tracking number. Customer support non responsive to requests for status update or demand to initiate a refund.
Jaclyn B.
Had fun using this solo and with my fiance. The suction on this
Shaz W.
I am writing because something has happened to this vibe, and I can assure you it is not from either excessive use or neglect
Somehow between its last use (6 weeks ago) and next charge and attempted use, the vibrating function has stopped working. The sucking thing works fine. But it’s kind of annoying, right? If I wanted a sucking stimulator I would have bought a sucker. If I wanted a vibrator I would have bought one. But I bought a sucking vibrator.
This is the kind of experience I would expect from a $30 toy, but this cost $98.80! To put this into context, I have a $40 vibrator that I’ve had for about 10 years that still works excellently.
To this end, I calculate that each year of pleasure should cost $4. To be fair, I will assume that the other vibrator (Bob) has an abnormally long life and that the normal life span of a vibrator should sit at 5 years. Now we’re at $8 per year. I’m generous, so I’ll recognise that “Bob” isn’t a premium toy (despite their longevity). I would have happily paid twice as much for that, knowing it would last 5 years. Now we’re up to $16 per year for an expected lifespan of 5 years. I hope you see where I’m going.
Can you please tell me the expected lifespan of a “premium” vibrator such as the sensual vibe, RRP $98.80?
By my calculations, I am owed two years of earth shattering orgasms every 6 weeks.
If I wanted to be disappointed, I would have found a man.
Purchased Oct 2020
Karen E.
UNBELIEVABLE EXPERIENCE!!!
Jennifer S.
Fabulous. Better than any other toy I've owned.
Hope S.
INCREDIBLE.
Best. Orgasm. Ever.
Don't sleep on this toy!
Michael Z.
Incredible! Just on arrived we tested it. And it was mind blowing.
Over 5 orgasms in a row. Nothing fancy as leaving a wet bed but it is a great product to have in the bedroom. Gives you possibilities of trying more things.
100% recommended, don't doubt just buy it you won't regret it
Austin R.
Partner loved it!
Carolina M.
AMAZING!!!!! AMAZING !!!
Leesha
I didn’t believe the hype until I decided to order it… had my hubby control it and wow words can’t do justice to how incredible it felt. He definitely enjoyed watching me as well.
Christie S.
Just buy the damn thing. Its worth it.
Anamaria P.
It works ok but the suction part is poor its very light.
CRYSTAL C.
It did the job, eventually; but it wasn’t the crazy orgasm I was expecting from the Instagram ads I kept seeing.
Verena M.
This vibrator/suction toy is absolutely Amazing! You won’t be disappointed! I’ve never felt anything like it. I literally had 3 orgasms in a row.
T. H.
It took a bit of exploration for me, but that might be because I have the sensitivity of an unshucked oyster... If you don't get the suction part on properly it can sometimes make this ungodly loud kissing sound that, for those of us trying to be stealthy, is a bit of a giveaway. But orgasm quality-wise I have zero complaints! I kinda (totally) timed it, and it gets me off in 1/4th of the time it takes to "finish the job" by hand. Hooray for automation!
Tracey D.
When I bought this I didn’t know what to expect, but holyyy let me tell you, buy it! By far my favorite toy ever!!
Annarita T.
Unbelievable!! 4 orgams in a row… and I had to stopped it.. why I am running late at work it would be for sure a great day! Buy that stuff
Alisha C.
It was everything I thought and more. My hubby loved using it on me. I also love the solo play for when he’s not around. Definitely lived up to the reviews.
Jennifer H.
this one I love.
Elizabeth C.
The power is ok, the suction is low and it’s awkward to turn on and off. It’s not my favorite.
Angelica G.
It was subtle at first but wow, mind blowing
Aliyah R.
GET IT, ITS AWESOME! Seriously.. this is amazing, the first time I used it I came in under a minute! Its fucking ridiculous.
Jaime M.
Just what i needed!!!
Laura D.
I have been using this for 9 months now and I love it. The only thing I would say is that over the 9 months, the vibration has gotten a lot louder.
Annie L.
It usually takes a long time for me to get off and I really doubted this was going to work at all, but was I wrong. I didn’t know I can get off like that and be loud. It was super intense. I’m not lying. I recommended this to my girls. This is a must!
Stephanie p.
The best gift to myself I have ever bought !!! It never disappoints!
Tara N.
Tell all your girl friends- this is not a secret to keep!
Steph G.
The hype is 100% true! This product is amazing!! I thought I found the perfect angle on my own, but tried it with my bf the following weekend and I screamed so loud he was worried the cops would be called. THIS IS WORTH THE MONEY!! All the money!! It usually takes awhile to climax, but this little guy whoofta! Boom!! Magic!!
Anne-Marie D.
No photos!! But a very good experience. Thanks
Jill
Suction toys at it again
Isaac B.
Stop thinking - Just do it!
Candice G.
Definitely now squirt worthy. It's but not world changing.
Michelle L.
Love the realistic feel.
Kimberley M.
This is the second time I’ve ordered this toy. I had my first one for years, and when the battery life started to diminish, I knew I needed another one right away. This is the best toy I’ve ever owned. I’ve recommended it to countless people.
Ash A.
Phenomenal! Men are obsolete.
long m.
This quickly became my favorite toy but more so for the intensity of the vibration than the ability to suck my soul out through the sucking tool. Unfortunately i am built in a way that does not allow for both portions to be used simulatenously. Nevertheless I used it every single day. And in a months time, I have now killed it. What the hell did I do??
Christy F.
I’ve only had this since December 2021 and the vibrating part no longer works.
Amber D.
From the reviews I read, I was disappointed with the product. From other products I've purchased and used, this one isn't my favorite. Definitely regret this purchase.
Marisa A.
I love the ability to turn on either function. I also love that there is a discreet little guide for cleaning it and how to use either function.
Kendy E.
Love love love this!!
Melissa W.
Delivery took a long time but product came as advertised! Takes a bit of time to get used to all the settings, they’re are a lot! Definitely offers something for every lady
Letty S.
Every woman needs one.
madeline v.
Blows me away I love it.
Andre R.
Great product. Very stimulating.
Alyssa P.
Enjoyed it very much!
Samantha H.
Works an absolute treat! Would recommend
Lauren W.
Loved my first two sessions! It’s easy to use and hold, I only wish the suction part was a little larger. I can’t complain though, I cum every time!
Rae Claire N.
I FLEW off the bed!! First off I’ve never had one of these before so I really didn’t know what to expect. I started out slow to kinda test out how it would feel. At first I felt like ok, it feels nice but nothing too exciting. Then I turned it up a few clicks… and BOOM !! The suction literally felt like my man (who is a God when it comes to eating) was down there sucking the life right out of me!! My body LITERALLY came off the bed!! I was just barely able to live through that machine- generated explosion!! Needless to say I highly recommend this lovely toy! This mf will change your self-pleasure experience. I didn’t even get a chance to turn on the vibration for the dildo part (which you have to insert in order to get the right angle for the vibration on the clit part). In fact, my toes are still tingling.. TRY IT! You won’t regret it!
Alice K.
This is no ordinary vibrator... It is precious cargo. I seriously would run into a burning building to rescue it. Absolutely fantastic!!!!
Cara T.
The hype is real on this one ladies. I am so happy I purchased this. It gets me to orgasm so fast and so great. Fun alone or with a partner! Do yourself a favor and get this!
Jennifer H.
This toy is by far the best one I have ever owned! My orgasms were through the roof amazing and if I have to go a bit without sex then so be it! I got this sucking vibrator to get the job done! ✅
Daria D.
Never got an orgasm with a man and always felt uncomfortable during masturbating… But with this It Only Took me 10 Minutes and i felt Luke Never before in my life:)
david t.
Suction doesn’t work at the same time as the vibration. Seems like that would be a nice option. The suction is also a little weak.
Lexi
I spent 30 years without experiencing an orgasm. I wasn’t very experimental but I also figured since I hadn’t had one that I never would. Then I decided I would be damned if I went passed 30 without trying every avenue. Cue ads by secret affaire. I thought I’d try it and was excited to try it once it arrived.
FIVE MINUTES LATER, YES FIVE, PURE ECSTASY!
Who needs men anyways.
Ashley A.
Men are obsolete.
Thuy N.
The suction is VERY weak haha. The g spot head is actually really huge so...not working out well for me albeit the vibration strength is nice.
Rae B.
Out of body experience. Just wow. Guess I've never had a real "O" before... Definetly recommend!
George E.
Bought it for my wife as a stocking stuffer (wink,wink). So seriously I think she may leave me! She uses it more than she uses her phone…
Never seen her get off so many times! It’s been a welcome addition to our lives…Buy it!
Virginia R.
It's fantastic!!
Jennifer H.
Amazing!!! I’m feeling things I’ve never felt!!
Chanda S.
Hello,
The device is not working as designed it seems. It arrived damaged?
Elizabeth S.
This thing is AMAZING…most of the time it takes me 30-45 minutes to orgasm…The secret affaire sensual vibe had me cumming in 5 min or less…I can’t stop thinking about it…I want to use it all the time
Barbora H.
Amazing. Thank you
Monique
I loved this thing it literally makes me cum in minutes. My only compliant about it is I have purchased two, two separate times because they just stop working. The first time it the button stopped working and I couldn't get it on. The second on the sucker part would work but the vibator light was on but would operate. As much as I love it I can't buy another because this happened twice both stopped working into 3 months of buying it. So disappointing. But was the best toy I ever owned.
Uche
It is pretty good, however the part to be inserted has sharp sides/edges that make it a bit uncomfortable. Also, the sucking part is way too intense. It would be good if it had a lower setting.
Kimberley B.
I'm telling all of my girl friends about this! Waterfalls in 5 minutes flat. Who needs a man when you have this vibrator and a barbell?
aurea s.
It took a Little bit to get use to but was a get experience after all would buy again ❤
Karen M.
While I adore this item and I've had the most amazing orgasms both with partner and alone, I am very disappointed that I only have it 6 months and today while playing and on the verge of orgasm it died. I thought it needed charging but after fully charging it is completely dead
Shannon T.
Love it. It’s like my vagina took a screenshot
shawn l.
I really like it. But it did not come with a charging cables so that is a problem
Martha P.
is amazing! i love it! the best thing i got this year! at the first time i got an orgasm.
Cindy O.
Best Sextoy Ever!!!
Nicole G.
This is by far the best toy I’ve owned! 10/10 recommend, buy it you won’t be disappointed!!
Kyle W.
Used this on my wife and she had 5+ orgasms, we lost count it was insane. She was sex drunk by the end of it
Niamh
Well I’m converted! I usually take ages to come but holy shit this clit sucker is on a different level!! I’ve never used one before now and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go back to a bullet vibe.
The insert part I’m still getting used to. I definitely get wet but I’m not sure it’s hitting the right spot for me ( tonight I just used the clit sucker, hence the pic).
Rachel O.
As good as I remember! I got rid of the last one because I had a boyfriend, never again! My companion keeps me from strangling people Thank you!!
Kelly B.
It’s a little large for my liking. Make sure you have a good idea for how big it is.
Shary L.
I’ve never had a toy and now i just feel like I’ve been missing too much i love it!
Kim N.
Used it for the first time and it’s AMAZING! I may have been a little more sensitive than usual but it works. I highly recommend this to anyone especially if you wanna spice things up for yourself or your partner to play with you.
Lindsey V.
Great toy, but it died after 3 months with light use…. Says it is charging/charged, but won’t turn on. Disappointed.
Grecia A.
Best toy ever! Oh boy! Can’t say no more.
Mel H.
I liked it, but it stopped vibrating after 8 months of minimal use! The suction still works, but the vibration button turns on(lights up) and NOTHING. Wish I could return it, too much $$ to quit that fast.
